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BEND AT THE BENDY AREAS   
12:51am 30/09/2003
 
mood: naughty
music: DARKEST HOUR - PAYPHONE AND PILLS
WHAT IS THE POINT OF BENDING OVER IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO PICK UP? OH HEY WIMMEN, YOU DROPPED YOUR SHARP ROCKS? LET WOLFRA PICK THEM UP FOR YOU. WOLFRA ISN'T PICKING THEM UP BECAUSE HE'S NICE, HE JUST WANTS TO BURY THE TUBING. AS A MATTER OF FACT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST BEND OVER AND LET WOLFRA GET HIS ROCKS OFF WHILE YOU PICK YOUR ROCKS UP? THAT WAY YOU WON'T SEE WOLFRA FACE AND BE ABLE TO IDENTIFY FOR WOLF SUPPORT PAYMENTS. GOTTA LOOK AREAT FOR NUMBER 1

AT LEAST THE FOREST KEEPS IT REAL
BLUE TRIANGLES FOR LIFE

WOLFRA OUT		  
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MUSICS   
07:08am 31/07/2003
 
mood: crazy
music: FAIRWEATHER - WHO BRINGS A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT?
THREE DAYS, THREE SHOWS

SATURDAY WOLFRA WENT TO A RECORDING STUDIO WITH SOME FRIENDS FROM PASSIONS. SOME BANDS PLAYED, CAN'T REMEMBER THEIR NAMES, THEN EYEDEA CAME OUT AND DID SOME RAP BATTLING WITH THIS FAT DUDE. IT WAS TWAK. THEN PASSIONS PLAYED, ALL THE LADIES STARTED DANCIN. DID WOLFRA MENTION THERE WERE THREE FREE KEGS?

SUNDAY WOLFRA WAS INVITED BY A FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND WHO IS FRIENDS WITH A GIRL WHOSE GRANDFATHER IS A BIG TIME OWNER AT THE METRODOME. WOW THAT WAS A STRETCH. ANYWAYS SHE HAS BOX SEATING FOR ANYTHING THAT GOES ON AT THE METRODOME AND METALLICA JUST HAPPENED TO BE PLAYING THERE WITH LIMP BIZKIT, LINKIN PARK, MUDVAYNE, AND DEFTONES. PRETTY COOL SHOW, NOT TO MENTION THE FULLY STOCKED FREE MINI BAR IN THE BOX, AND THE BINOCULARS THAT CAN BE USED FOR VIEWING TOPLESS WIMMENZ.

MONDAY TWO BANDS CAME AND CRASHED AT WOLFRA'S CAVE. ONE BAND BEING REVIVING JENAVIEVE AND THE OTHER BAND BEING THE MIDAS TOUCH. ALL THOSE GUYS DEFINETLY KNOW HOW TO PARTY. THEN WOLFRA WENT TO ST. PAUL TO WATCH THEM ALL PLAY WITH PASSIONS.

CHECK THOSE BANDS OUT. UNLESS YER A FAGGIT!~
AREAT		  
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THE STORY OF LIFE   
02:49am 23/07/2003
  http://www.showandtellmusic.com/mp3s/gallery_l/MarkieDiary.mp3

GOTTA LISTEN TO THE WHOLE THING


TODAY WOLFRA WOKE UP FROM A CAVEMATE THROWING A ROLL OF TOILET PAPER AT WOLFRA'S FACE AT 4PM. HE REMINDED WOLFRA THAT THERE WAS A BIRTHDAY PARTY THAT NEEDED TO BE ATTENDED. IT WAS PRETTY FUCKING TWAK. BARBEQUE ON THE BACK PORCH. GOT THERE HALF AN HOUR LATER, STARTED DRINKING.
ATTENDING BIRTHDAY PARTY BONUS POINTS: THE GUY (JIMMY) LIVES WITH A STRIPPER WHO ACTUALLY LIKES TO STRIP FOR PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF WORK.
BALLS HOT, SHORT BLACK HAIR POOFY IN THE BACK, CRAZY ASS DRAGON TATTOO ON HER SHOULDER, ANOTHER BAD ASS TATTOO ON THE LOWER BACK, BOTH NIPPLES PIERCED, PIERCINGS BETWEEN THE EYES AND TEMPLES. PERFECT ASS. AREAT

TODAY WOLFRA HEARD FROM ANOTHER SOURCE THAT THE NEXT MTV REAL WORLD WILL BE IN MINNEAPOLIS. THE HOUSE IS GONNA BE BUILT ON EITHER LAKE CALHOUN OR ILLES. BOTH LAKES ARE ABOUT 3 BLOCKS AWAY FROM WOLFRA'S CAVE. HIJINX ARE IN ORDER		  
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FIRST FLAMEVAULT DREAM   
11:35am 19/07/2003
 
mood: awake
music: DIMMU BORGIR - DEVIL'S FAITH
WOLFRA WOKE UP ABOUT 4 MINUTES AGO
FLAMEVAULT IS NOT A MESSAGE BOARD, IT IS A HOUSE
WOLFRA WAS TALKING WITH CELERITY IN THE HOUSE, THEN SHE WENT TO THE BATHROOM. TAKALAH AND ETAIPO CAME OVER, AND CONVINCED WOLFRA THAT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO KILL EVERYONE THAT WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR (LIKE LOGGING ON). CELERITY CAME OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND WOLFRA SHOT HER WITH DUAL GOLD PP7'S.
AS SOON AS SOMEONE WALKED THROUGH THE DOOR, WE THREE WERE FUCKIN THEIR SHIT UP
ETAIPO WAS IN CHARGE OF BODY CONTROL. HE PUT THE BODIES IN A VERY UNSAFE PLACE... RIGHT NEXT TO THE ROAD UNDER A PILE OF KLEENEX. PLOORB

MAYBE WOLFRA SHOULD GET OUTSIDE AND DO SOMETHING, SO WOLFRA HAS SOMETHING OTHER TO TALK ABOUT THAN DREAMS. BUT WOLFRA DID JUST GET BACK FROM THE OLD CAVE, FINALLY GOT THE NEW COMPUTER WORKING, AND STARTED STAR WARS: GALAXIES YESTERDAY.
EXCUSES ARE FOR PUSSIEDS, TWAK		  
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WOLFRA NEEDS A DREAM DOCTOR   
03:54am 18/07/2003
 
mood: amused
music: THE BLOOD BROTHERS - SIX NIGHTMARES
SO WOLFRA WAS SLEEPING AND HAD A PRETTY STRANGE DREAM
STARTS OFF WOLFRA IS DOING A REPORT FOR SCHOOL. SUBJECT: CHARLES MANSON.
TURNS OUT CHARLES MANSON IS DEAD, AND WOLFRA'S DAD IS THE ONLY PERSON WITH PHOTOS FROM HIS DEATH.
DAD BRINGS THE PHOTO'S TO WOLFRA. THE FIRST PHOTO IS OF A MAN IN A BEAR SUIT, HOLDING AN AXE THAT IS STUCK IN A DOOR FRAME. THE NEXT PICTURE IS OF A DEAD CHARLES MANSON IN THE SNOW WITH BLOOD PAINTED ON HIS FACE IN THE FORM OF A TRIBAL DEVIL MASK.

ALL OF A SUDDEN WOLFRA IS STANDING IN A SNOW COVERED PLAIN WITH SOME OTHER PEOPLE. NO TREES ANYWHERE.
CHARLES MANSON BEINGS TO RUN AT US, CATCHES UP WITH US AND KILLS ALL OF US. HE DIDN'T KILL WOLFRA HARD ENOUGH BECAUSE AFTER HE BURIED US ALL UNDER THE SNOW, WOLFRA COULD HEAR SOME CONVERSING AND THE SOUND OF SNOW CRUNCHING UNDER BOOTS.
WOLFRA GETS UP AND HAULS ASS TOWARDS A SMALL CABIN. AS SOON AS WOLFRA BUSTS THE DOOR OPEN, A MAN IN A BEAR SUIT SWINGS AN AXE AT WOLFRA AND IT LODGES IN THE DOOR. WOLFRA DUCKS UNDERNEATH THE AXE AND HEADS TOWARDS A BEDROOM. CHARLES MANSON KICKS THE BEDROOM DOOR OPEN AND SITS DOWN ON THE BED.
HE AND WOLFRA BEING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ABOUT EX GIRLFRIENDS. EVIDENTLY THERE WERE TWO WOMEN WHOM BROKE HIS HEART, AND HE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD TWICE. THAT WIERDED WOLFRA OUT SO HE TOOK OFF RUNNING AGAIN.
WITH MANSON IN HOT PURSUIT, WOLFRA HEADS OUTSIDE, PULLING THE AXE OUT OF THE DOOR FRAME ON THE WAY OUT. WOLFRA HIDES JUST AROUND THE DOOR. AS SOON AS MANSON EXITS THE CABIN WOLFRA SWINGS THE AXE DIRECTLY INTO CHARLES' CHEST CAVITY. HE DIES. THE MAN IN THE BEAR SUIT BEGINS CRYING, AND USES THE BLOOD FROM PREVIOUS HEAD WOUNDS TO PAINT THE DEVIL ON MANSONS FACE

THEN WOLFRA WOKE UP
WIERD SHIT

ANY IDEA WHAT THAT DREAM COULD MEAN?		  
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11:13pm 17/07/2003
  THE CAVE WAS VISITED
THE TUBING WAS BURIED
LIFE IS TWAK		  
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VISITING THE OLD CAVE   
01:52am 12/07/2003
  WOLFRA MADE TRAVEL PATTERNS BACK TO THE OLD CAVE THIS WEEKEND... SAME OLD BORING CAVE. BUT WOLFRA DID FIND A NEW PLACE TO BURY THE TUBING, AND WILL ATTEMPT TO DO SO AT THE LAKE TOMORROW.
TODAY WOLFRA WENT TO THE LAKE, RODE THE WATER SERPENT (WOLFRA THINKS THE FRONT SED "JET SKI") AROUND A BIT WITH SOME PALS, DRANK SOME GROG, HAD THE PARENTAL WOLFRAS STOCK WOLFRA'S TUNDRA FRIDGE WITH SUPPLIES, WENT OVER TO PALS, DRANK SOME MORE GROG. THEN ALL THE ELDER WOLFRAS(21+) WENT TO THE BAR, SO WOLFRA CAME HOME AND TWAK'D LIKE A MOFUG
AREAT		  
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CAVE DATE 4 3 0   
04:29pm 03/07/2003
 
mood: exhausted
music: BATTLE HYMNS OF THE WOLFRA REPUBLIC
WOLFRA IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO MAKE THIS LIVEJOURNAL AS TOUGH AS WOLFRA'LY POSSIBLY		  
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